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Paid In My Absence. P.I.M.A happens to people who are bosses. Even in their absence from work he or she still gets paid.
I still got P.I.M.A even though I wasn’t at work.
P.I.M.A by Goat4576 March 17, 2020
Words you can keep

I'm a p.i.m.p. 

stating that u urself iz a pimp
I Dont Know What U heard About Me But A bitch Can't get a dolla out of me Cuz I'm a muthafuckin P.I.M.P
I'm a p.i.m.p. by D-Block January 20, 2004

e.m.p.t.i.c.i.y.m.a.b.m.p.u.u.i.c.o.y.d. 

Eat My Pussy Till I Cum In Your Mouth And Beat My Pussy Up Until I Cum On Your Dick
Her: daddy
Him: yes?
Her: E.M.P.T.I.C.I.Y.M.A.B.M.P.U.U.I.C.O.Y.D.
Him: bet, i’m on my way
P.I.A.M (acronym) which means positive image with message. Basically a positive meme .
Mike: Wow man I just seen this cool P.I.A.M about respecting people
Gage: dang man its just like a meme with a positive message.
Mike: You know it!
P.I.A.M by 9mburnet October 3, 2017

i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m 

I wanna suck your dick then when you're about to cum I want you to put it in me
i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

C.I.M.P.A.C.M 

C.I.M.P.A.C.M means cum in my pussy and choke me
Girl: “hey babe C.I.M.P.A.C.M <3”
Boy: “bet, rn?”
Girl: “yeah, my parents aren’t home”
C.I.M.P.A.C.M by Tr1n1ty_ August 21, 2023
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B)
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