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P.I.C.N.I.C 

An acronym for: Problem in chair, not in computer.
Guy #1: Hey guys help, I think my computer is broken, I can't find my start button.
Guy #2: Have you tried the lower left corner.
Guy #1: Oh, thanks, you fixed it!
Guy #2: Classic case of P.I.C.N.I.C
P.I.C.N.I.C by DemonicHermit October 28, 2007

I.W.Y.T.E.M.P.T.I.C.N.S 

I Want You To Eat My Pussy Till I Can Not See
You are a freak if you can read this: I.W.Y.T.E.M.P.T.I.C.N.S
(Im not sure if this is the actual thing it stands for)

P.A.N.I.C.S.

Person Acting Normal In Crazy-ass Situations
Yea, my buddy Jim was a total P.A.N.I.C.S.

P.A.N.I.C. 

No snickers for me I'm a member of P.A.N.I.C., people against nuts in candy.
P.A.N.I.C. by Listerdavid November 5, 2013
Originated from a mother, she listened to the song P.I.M.P. on the radio and started to sing along. She said P.I.N.C. instead of P.I.M.P. When asked why, she said "I don't think dirty thoughts like that."
I don't know what you heard about me.
But if you can't get a dollar out of me...
No cadillacs no perms you can't see...
That I'm a....

P I N C!!!
p.i.n.c. by Fabio Van Leeder Hosen August 23, 2004

N.I.C.P. 

Nicotine
Induced
Colon
Pressure

A condition that effects millions of people a day especially in the morning when a tobacco user takes his/hers first drag or dip after their morning coffee. This deadly combination is know to make people instantly shit there pants because of the enormous about of pressure the colon produces when the body gets its first dose of nicotine of the day . When a person starts to feel the effects of N.I.C.P. on there body it is recommended that a bathroom is reached within 2 minutes of the first sign of symptoms. It was said in old scripture that no man has ever been able to actually over come this terrible condition without having to completely empty their bowels first.
Dan: "Man that was a good breakfast, you wanna go have a smoke"

Dewayne: "For sure man" "But make sure that bathroom is cleared for landing cause once i take a drag im gunna have bad N.I.C.P. and heaven forbid someone else be in there while this happens"
N.I.C.P. by Mr_gas_can July 7, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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