P 'n S
P 'n S by 363 Cole Moms January 21, 2015
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P.N.S.
P.N.S. by iluvechuck September 19, 2010
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P,N,S (Poke and Sniff) • pns • P.N.B.S. • P.D.N.S. • L.S.H.T.T.P.W.N.S.C.O. • Pan-Ban • Pan • n.p.s. • p.s.n. • P.A.N.T.S.
P.N.S.
Jay: Luke, you have a little too much PNS going on today!
Luke: Aw, man... I really need to do pushups to get rid of these bitch tits.
Jay: Lets go look at porn.
Luke: Aw, man... I really need to do pushups to get rid of these bitch tits.
Jay: Lets go look at porn.
P.N.S. by JaimeTheRuler September 10, 2005
P,N,S (Poke and Sniff)
After an intense work out a heavy set person pokes into there belly button for lent only to find that a odor has built up that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage and intentionally puts said finger to a friends nose and ask him to smells, unaware to the friend of the odor he sniffs and in disguised by the raunchiness of his friends finger which in turns makes his nasal passages wither and die.
HEAVEY SET MAN: Hey dude that was an intense work out!! (all the while poking his belly button), hey bro smell my finger!!!
UNAWARE FRIEND: Alright dude, (smells finger) DUDE what the hell, that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage!!!!
HEAVEY SET MAN: Hahahaha P,N,S (Poke and Sniff)!!!!
UNAWARE FRIEND: Alright dude, (smells finger) DUDE what the hell, that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage!!!!
HEAVEY SET MAN: Hahahaha P,N,S (Poke and Sniff)!!!!
P,N,S (Poke and Sniff) by Dr. Daveindo January 26, 2010
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