Stands for "Penis needs stroking". Considered to be the male version of PMS. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to: Tension, irritability, anxiety or depression, trouble sleeping, headache, appetite changes or food cravings. Most common in married men over 30.
-What's with James? Seems like if he's not sleeping, he's heading to the buffet for crab legs. And didn't he punch a hole through his flatscreen the other day??? -His wife won't put out, man. He's suffering from some serious PNS.
by DjCantDance November 09, 2010
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Post Nap Syndrome
That awful feeling you get when you wake up from a nap.
Man, I feel like shit after my nap, P.N.S. sucks!
by iluvechuck September 18, 2010
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Pre-Nicotine Syndrome. Describes the bitchy, cranky, irritable mindstate prior to having the day's first cigarette.
Why don't you go have a smoke instead of acting like a P.N.S.ing bitch?
by richie138 June 29, 2009
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An acronym for Penis Needs Sucking, a term used to describe a male's monthly mood swings.
John's been so bitchy lately. It must be P.N.S.
by jlocat November 12, 2009
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Post Netflix Syndrome. When you're done watching a really good season or series and you experience an extreme desire for more of that show. This is often the spark of emotion that inspires people to create fan pages or obsess over characters.
Hey Rachel, did you finish watching that Netflix show Thirteen Reasons Why?
Yeah dude, that gave me some serious PNS; I was crying all night.
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