pns

Term for Penis commonly used in IRC

Wow your such a pns

by John Blaze January 14, 2003

pns

short for penis, often used in irc

jason loves to suck the big black pns

by jim January 16, 2003

pns

A penis

Frec doesn't have a pns

by Nick January 13, 2003

pns

Pacific Northwest Swimming acronym.

Also confused with penis or pms. The term confuses non-swimmers.

nonswimmer- "Dude, what are you doing this weekend?"
swimmer- "I'm going to PNS championships."
... awkward silence...
swimmer- "my championship meet"
... continued awkward silence...
swimmer- "I'm swimming the 200 breastroke."
... nonswimmer gapes... more awkward silence...
swimmer- "Oh, screw this." and walks away

by lifeguardhotstuff September 28, 2008

PN

Peace Nigga. Used to say goodbye.

Jamal:Yo, i gotta book.

Tyrone:Aiight. PN

by HoT4bOyz101 December 18, 2009

PNS

Acronym for Post Nut Syndrome

PNS - Acronym for Post Nut Syndrome

by thephilandrist.com November 30, 2011

PNS

Stands for "Penis needs stroking". Considered to be the male version of PMS. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to: Tension, irritability, anxiety or depression, trouble sleeping, headache, appetite changes or food cravings. Most common in married men over 30.

-What's with James? Seems like if he's not sleeping, he's heading to the buffet for crab legs. And didn't he punch a hole through his flatscreen the other day??? -His wife won't put out, man. He's suffering from some serious PNS.

by DjCantDance November 11, 2010