P.N.S.

Post Nap Syndrome
That awful feeling you get when you wake up from a nap.

Man, I feel like shit after my nap, P.N.S. sucks!

by iluvechuck September 19, 2010

P.N.S.

Pre-Nicotine Syndrome. Describes the bitchy, cranky, irritable mindstate prior to having the day's first cigarette.

Why don't you go have a smoke instead of acting like a P.N.S.ing bitch?

by richie138 June 29, 2009

P.N.S.

An acronym for Penis Needs Sucking, a term used to describe a male's monthly mood swings.

John's been so bitchy lately. It must be P.N.S.

by jlocat November 12, 2009

P.N.S.

Puffy Nipple Syndrome.

Jay: Luke, you have a little too much PNS going on today!
Luke: Aw, man... I really need to do pushups to get rid of these bitch tits.
Jay: Lets go look at porn.

by JaimeTheRuler August 25, 2005

P.n.s.

Slang. Pussy never sleeps. It’s when woman texts you while you’re sleeping and you don’t answer.

A guy tells his friends a woman texted him when he was sleeping. He didn’t answer. His friends said hey bro! Don’t you know P.n.s. What’s that? Pussy never sleeps!

by B-rizzle February 16, 2019