P.N.S.

Post Nap Syndrome
That awful feeling you get when you wake up from a nap.

Man, I feel like shit after my nap, P.N.S. sucks!

P.N.S. by iluvechuck September 19, 2010

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P.n.s.

Slang. Pussy never sleeps. It’s when woman texts you while you’re sleeping and you don’t answer.

A guy tells his friends a woman texted him when he was sleeping. He didn’t answer. His friends said hey bro! Don’t you know P.n.s. What’s that? Pussy never sleeps!

P.n.s. by B-rizzle February 15, 2019

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P,N,S (Poke and Sniff) • P.N.B.S. • P.D.N.S. • L.S.H.T.T.P.W.N.S.C.O. • n.p.s. • p.s.n. • P.A.N.T.S. • N.P.F.S • N.P.U.S • P.A.N.D.A.S.

P.N.S.

Pre-Nicotine Syndrome. Describes the bitchy, cranky, irritable mindstate prior to having the day's first cigarette.

Why don't you go have a smoke instead of acting like a P.N.S.ing bitch?

P.N.S. by richie138 June 29, 2009

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P.N.S.

An acronym for Penis Needs Sucking, a term used to describe a male's monthly mood swings.

John's been so bitchy lately. It must be P.N.S.

P.N.S. by jlocat November 12, 2009

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P.N.S.

Puffy Nipple Syndrome.

Jay: Luke, you have a little too much PNS going on today!
Luke: Aw, man... I really need to do pushups to get rid of these bitch tits.
Jay: Lets go look at porn.

P.N.S. by JaimeTheRuler September 10, 2005

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P 'n S

An unreal pants and shoes combination.

Check out this guy's P 'n S!

P 'n S by 363 Cole Moms January 21, 2015

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P,N,S (Poke and Sniff)

After an intense work out a heavy set person pokes into there belly button for lent only to find that a odor has built up that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage and intentionally puts said finger to a friends nose and ask him to smells, unaware to the friend of the odor he sniffs and in disguised by the raunchiness of his friends finger which in turns makes his nasal passages wither and die.

HEAVEY SET MAN: Hey dude that was an intense work out!! (all the while poking his belly button), hey bro smell my finger!!!

UNAWARE FRIEND: Alright dude, (smells finger) DUDE what the hell, that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage!!!!

HEAVEY SET MAN: Hahahaha P,N,S (Poke and Sniff)!!!!

P,N,S (Poke and Sniff) by Dr. Daveindo January 26, 2010

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