15 definitions by Ghenggy da Munky

Wanker

Someone who wanks

He’s such a wanker

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018

Pizdiec

Pizdiec (Пиздец) means shit in russian

Yuri: where my vodka blyat?
Sergei: nun left in store

Yuri: Pizdiec

Юри: где меня водка блядь?
Сергей: не в стора
Юри: Пиздец

by Ghenggy da Munky January 3, 2018

Polska

Polish: POLAND
Large country in CENTRAL EUROPE.
Capital: Warszawa (WARSAW)
Currency: Jews’ heads
Major cities: Szczecin, Gdańsk, Gdynia, Sopot, Białystok, Vilnius, Mińsk, Brest, Hrodna, Poznań, Częstochowa, Łódź, Radom, Lublin, Cracow, Wrocław, Lviv, Odessa, Sevastopol, Kiev, Donetsk, Dniepro
State Religion: Racism, Roman Catholicism

Major export: Pierogi, Wódka (VODKA), Plumbers, Builders, War stories, heroics ...

JESZCZE POLSKA NIE ZGINĘŁA

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018

Arsehole

1. A butthole
2. A nasty person

Spelt asshole in American English.

Fedor is such an arsehole!

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018

Babcia

Your aggressive, violent Polish grandmother, who can’t walk properly, is the only white person you’ve see wear a headscarf, forces POLISH FOOD ONLY down your throat, and is constantly armed to the teeth with kitchen knives, rolling pins and in extreme cases, actual guns, in preparation for the dreadful day that a Jehova’s Witness, a Jew, a tax collector or the authorities come round. She has been waiting for this moment for the last twenty years.

Mama, wot ar we doing todayy?
We ar going to see ur BABCIA

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018

Clapped

Ugly as fuck

Oi m8, i can’t see ya no more ya gf clapped an’ i vomit for time when i see her ugly ass clapped head!

Translation from Youthspeach: Oi, friend, I am sorrry but I cannot see you anymore because your girlfriend is clapped and I throw up every time I see her very ugly, clapped face!

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018

Retard

1. Someone who suffers from ‘retardation’
2. Someone who is generally retarded

You’re such a retard

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018