An acronym for "Please
Fuck My Mouth."
Sometimes a youthful female begins to speak, and regardless of the arrangement of their syllables or their intonation, it only sounds like "please . . .
fuck my mouth?" Women who are unable to speak without propositioning men for oral
sex are found in all races, classes, and geographic locations.
This phrase was initially coined after a conversation with a young college student who despite considerable education and vocabulary, struggled to convey any messages besides "Please . . .
Fuck My Mouth?"
-
Hipster in a coffee shop: "I'
ve never really been in a committed relationship. I just am trying to discover my own identity without a man."
Translation : "P.F.M.M."
- Good girl gone
bad: "I just had like
2 beers! I am soooooo wasted! I've never had anything to drink before! I think you should help me get back to my dorm!"
Translation : "P.F.M.M."
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Crunchy environmentalist: Did you know that menstrual pads are not biodegradable and can release toxins that harm our environment? That is why I sew my own pads out of baby blankets because it reduces the amount of waste in landfills, and oceans.
Translation: "P.F.M.M."