An exceptionally sexy woman that grew up in the scrabbled wastelands of the 'Stans. Loves to cuddle men, preferably large, hairy men that can wrap their huge arms around the trunk of a 100-year old hardwood tree and rip it from the earth in one clean jerk. Also makes her own lace doilies.
I have been applying rogaine to my back and throwing logs in the hopes of impressing an Oydin to bear my children.
by Burra April 05, 2015