Oxydo

A term used to describe a high-level mastermind or a brilliant strategist. An Oxydo is someone who possesses an exceptionally sharp intellect, always stays ten steps ahead of the crowd, and can solve complex problems with ease. It represents a person who sees what others miss and executes plans with precision.

Don't try to outsmart him; he's a total Oxydo. His plans are always flawless.

Oxydo by Oxydo January 7, 2026

oxydized 

(verb) To be under the influence of OxyContin and/or oxycodone.

Kevin was on the nod, his eyes but two small slits. It was obvious that he was oxydized, or had taken his oxycodone.

oxydized by Nikki Stixx May 19, 2018

Oxymoron 

An Oxymoron is two words, or a compound word, with contradictory definitions. The most commonly-used example of an oxymoron is 'jumbo shrimp,' as a shrimp is small by definition and therefore cannot be jumbo.

More oxymorons:
Government ethics
Friendly fire
Pretty ugly
United Nations
Hamburger
Urban Dictionary
Holy war

Oxymoron by Corn Goblin June 6, 2017

Oxytocin 

Oxytocin is a neuropeptide hormone. Oxytocin is partly responsible for feelings of love. Oxytocin and other neuroreceptors are released when you're with someone you love.

Guy: I love you.

Girl: Me too.

Guy: Oxytocin and other stuff are being released from our brains.

Oxytocin by CognitiveFuel November 28, 2016

Oxytocin 

Oxytocin
aka the "cuddle hormone"

It is an organic compound belonging to the carboxylic acid
functional group.
It also happens to be a hormone & neurotransmitter

Oxytocin is released during orgasm, social recognition
(i.e. making friends), bonding (when you start to fancy
that guy/girl you've been chatting with for the last God
knows how long), anxiety and a number of other relating
events.
This is where it gets its cuddle hormone nickname from.

It plays a large part in female reproduction where it
is released in large quantities during childbirth and
breastfeeding

It is also rumoured that eating dark chocolate slowly
can cause its release.
This may be why dark chocolate is considered an
aphrodisiac.

Oxytocin and it's many wonders:

Girl 1: I just ate some dark chocolate really slowly n had the most amazing orgasm!

Girl 2: looks like we don't need men any more LOL

Oxytocin by rzhhhh July 8, 2010

Oxyconstipated 

Constipation induced by oxycontin.

"Get outta there butt sludge, I need to use the toilet. You've been in there all nite you hillbilly heroine-popping degenerate."

"You should go use the bathroom in the lobby of the Four Seasons or something since I'm not going anywhere fast. I make no apologies sir for I am oxyconstipated."

Oxyconstipated by Simian Pachyderm January 18, 2010

Oxyboner 

An erection acquired during an Oxycodone high. You can keep it hard for hours. The downside is that you can't actually cum. Just like you can't piss, which is another side effect of it.

And yet another reason to stay away from it. It's expensive, has terrible withdrawal symptoms and your dick don't work anymore. Not for you, anyway, your girlfriend on the other hand will be happy with the results.

I got an oxyboner last night and and fucked my girlfriend like 5 times until she couldn't take anymore and fell asleep. For the next 3 hours I beat that shit off, I choked it like it owed me money, I slapped it around like uh...something that slaps shit. And I got no creamy goodness. Nada. Nothing. Zilche.

Oxyboner by Jackie Aprile Sr. August 26, 2012