When a male gets his anus tongued from behind while simultaneously having his meat yanked. The first oxidized brass instrument originated in Florence, Italy between Ms. Lisa and Mr. da Vinci. Historians believe the frown on Mona Lisa is a result of the oxidation from the direct contact of Leonardo da Vinci’s butthole with her lips. Also see Rusty Trombone
Susan took her son to the antiqueshop and gave him an oxidized brass instrument.
the state of being dissolved, as in sugar(energetic, tired, asleep, and awake all at the same time due to the effects of oxycodon or from a combination of oxys and other mind enhancers, i.e. blow, trees, drink, glass, k, and in some very courageous but rare cases, x beans.)
she wondered how i got her off 12 times without sploogin, i told her i was oxidized.
she asked why i havent blinked or moved in about 4 hours. 20 min. (possibly up to 4 hours) later, i very slowly turn to her and say "oxidized." so she put on a porno and gave me head.
a large anvil fell on my head. i just fired up a blunt and said "man that was some shit, lucky i was oxidized."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottishlanguage and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."