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oxidized brass instrument 

When a male gets his anus tongued from behind while simultaneously having his meat yanked. The first oxidized brass instrument originated in Florence, Italy between Ms. Lisa and Mr. da Vinci. Historians believe the frown on Mona Lisa is a result of the oxidation from the direct contact of Leonardo da Vinci’s butthole with her lips. Also see Rusty Trombone
Susan took her son to the antique shop and gave him an oxidized brass instrument.

oxidized 

the state of being dissolved, as in sugar(energetic, tired, asleep, and awake all at the same time due to the effects of oxycodon or from a combination of oxys and other mind enhancers, i.e. blow, trees, drink, glass, k, and in some very courageous but rare cases, x beans.)
she wondered how i got her off 12 times without sploogin, i told her i was oxidized.

she asked why i havent blinked or moved in about 4 hours. 20 min. (possibly up to 4 hours) later, i very slowly turn to her and say "oxidized." so she put on a porno and gave me head.

a large anvil fell on my head. i just fired up a blunt and said "man that was some shit, lucky i was oxidized."
oxidized by zjizzle December 22, 2007

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026