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Lamplot Ownage

On a tuesday night, When one commits the act of intercourse with a friend's mother and, just before he finishes, pulls out, runs to his friend's room, and ejaculates on his eyes. In the morning, he will arise with dried crusty semen on his eyelids, preventing him from opening them. Under the assumption that he has pinkeye, he will undoubtedly use a large amount of Visene to remedy the situation.
John: Dude, I totally pulled a Lamplot Ownage last night!

Dan: Really? I think I have pinkeye.
Lamplot Ownage by ShepDaddy May 2, 2006

Ownage Scale 

Degrees on the scale 1-10
Represent sexual progress made in a relationship between girl/guy
Degrees of Scale
1. Holding Hands
2. Peck on Cheek
3. Kissing
4. Kissing with tongue
5. Outercourse (dry humping with clothes on)
6. Fooling around naked(touching boob)
7. Handski(Fingerbang/Handjob)
8. Mouthski(Bj/Eating out)
9. Intercourse
10.Baby
The goal is to get as high as possible without hitting 10(unless you want to get pregnent)
Using the ownage scale.
I level 1 owned with Sarah. (I held Sarah's hand)

JP got level 7 owned by Amy. (Amy gave JP a hand-job)

Oh shit! I level 10 owned Lisa. (Shit Lisa's pregnant with my child!)
Ownage Scale by vipers June 13, 2008

ownage time 

1. An establishing of dominance over a situation at a predetermined time.
2. A situation in which ownage is occuring.
1. "If she comes back up here talking shit, it's ownage time"
2. Guy 1: "That guy is chugging two beers and smoking a cigarette at the same time!"
Guy 2: "That's ownage time!"
ownage time by ownage time August 9, 2006

ownage beans 

A way to describe someone who owns or is ownage. Originated from a kfc tower defence when the baked beans tower is upgraded.
I'll just upgrade this tower... AND NOW THEY'RE OWNAGE BEANS!
ownage beans by roboduck February 26, 2009

Self Ownage

This is quite literal. Its is when someone says or does something which results in them 'Owning' themselves.
Tungesh: (24/7/08)Hey guys, Look the A8 just came out. OMG
Nicolas: Lol Tungesh, its the R8 not the A8 (1st ownage) & also the R8 isnt new
Justin:.... It came out like 2 years ago
Colin: Thats a great discovery Tungesh, have u informed AUDI??

Arun: SELF OWNAGE and HUMILIATED
Self Ownage by AdnanC August 18, 2008

ownagepranks 

An awesome DJ who prank calls people on stickam.
stickam.com/ownagepranks
"I listened to DJ Ownage last night, he's so awesome I hope he'll be our DJ for the prom"
ownagepranks by Buckuu Rogers April 14, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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