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When someone gets owned really bad. And it is to funny to say the whole word OWNED!!
Own't Joey i just killed you in basketball you deusch bag
Own't by Dj Shamrock July 2, 2007
To be truly owned.

.T can be used in a number of other words such as osr.T, rice.T and ebay.T

you don't own

what u say to people at the movies, or anywhere. usually when u get pissed.
u don't own the theater! it's all me up in here - brenda from scary movie
you don't own by ur momz August 12, 2004

You don't own it 

Oh! So you DO know that I did the thing I'm saying a did. Good. That means you know I'm better than you and you're fully aware of your place beneath me. Fantastic. That's exactly how I want you to feel. Inferior. Because you ARE that.
Hym " 'You don't own it' he says. So, people don't own the contents of their own minds. Fantastic. That's going to work out great for everyone."
You don't own it by Hym Iam January 6, 2024

Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups
Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

You can't sit on your own arse. 

An English idiom demonstrating the fact that one cannot sit on one's own arse.
Well, you know what they say; "You can't sit on your own arse."
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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