Owen Jones

Owen Jones are know for being the bigger nonce know to man. Some may day they are one the same level as Jimmy Savile, but Owen Jones can be described as worst, not just liking little girl, but also little boys of ages 12 and below

"Oh that guy is Owen Jones"

Owen Jones by xyesyesyesyesx May 11, 2022

Owen Jones

The lord and savour of Greggs, Super popular with the ladies and has the drip

Person 1: “I went to greggs today”
Person 2: “No way you must have met Owen Jones”

Owen Jones by Joeslefttoenail March 25, 2022

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Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome

You look the other way when your friends massacre, rape, behead, etc and speak up when people you dont like fight back against rapists, invaders, mass-murderers, etc

The Guardian columnist suffers from Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome - this explains why he downplayed Hamas 7/10 massacre whilst rallying against Israel defending herself to prevent more massacres

Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome by anonymous November 29, 2023

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Rhys Owen Jones

Typicallyloves dick in his mouth especially strap on and he loves to fuck boys and girls typically a boy who likes girls with basic names like Demi leah and Izzy

Oh my it is rhys Owen Jones .
Don’t worry he will give you one for 5 pound

Rhys Owen Jones by John Alterwick June 7, 2019

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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