Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Joeslefttoenail

Owen Jones

The lord and savour of Greggs, Super popular with the ladies and has the drip

Person 1: “I went to greggs today”
Person 2: “No way you must have met Owen Jones”

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Lean 4 eyed muscular comedian, can conquer the world but not some bitches. Got a 1 inch wonder that can’t even satisfy his brother.

Person 1: “Joe Whatcott”
Person 2: “oh wow he a bit of a minger”

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Sexiest man alive, gets all the bitches and just is an alpha male

Person1:Omg I just met the sexiest man alive

Person2: So you met tate workman?

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