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over the pants 

v.intr. When a woman get's her man off, by rubbing and stroking his penis through (on top) of his pants. To masturbate with clothing on. Often, the female sits in the man's lap and does it so that no one else knows he's dying of pleasure.
Eric: Fuuuck, Alysha knows how to get a man off, over the pants. I came right there on the couch.

Jason: That bitch won't touch me.

Kyle: Oh god, she rubbed her clit back and forth on my knee, while giving me an over the pants. My boxers where almost covered in cum, but I took her upstairs.

Jason: SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN.
over the pants by Eugeneschest December 22, 2005
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over the pants hand job 

Ita pretty self explanitory.

The act of pleasuring a man while his pants are still on. Hence "over the pants" it's generally very difficult to master as the penis is hard to get to. You're better off to take his bottoms off and just give him an actual hand job. It's more pleasurable.
I gave Alex an over the pants hand job last night, he needed new boxers when I was done.

Over the pants hand dance 

Another word for "Handjob"
"Hey dave, how was your date with Chrissy?"
"Oh, it was great man, she gave me an Over the pants hand dance!"

Over the Pants Squeeze Tease 

An accidental dick-grab when one is unbalanced or falling over and reaches for something to grab onto for support. This usually lasts for a short period of time, followed by a considerable amount of awkwardness, so it is considered a 'tease' rather than a full squeeze job. Bonus points getting the whole hand around the girth of the penis.
When I was at the ice skating rink last week, I gave my friend an over the pants squeeze tease, after which I bruised my tailbone on the ice.

over the pants disco party 

When you get a girl off by frantically rubbing her clitoris on the outside of her pants.
I totally creamed my pants last night at the movie theater when my boyfriend gave me an over the pants disco party.

over the pants 540

An Over the Pants 540 is similar to the normal over the pants handjob, however, there's a twist.
Ex. Over the Pants 540

Things are getting hot in heavy in your friend's dorm room, (Paul) the girl (Shelbi) begins to search for your zipper, but cannot find it, so says FUCK IT we're doing this over the pants. However, over the pants will simply not allow you to BLOW, so she begins what we call the 540. The 540 consists of a 360 degree turn followed by a 180 degree turn in the other direction. This not only allows ejaculation, but is a great wrist workout for your partner, therefore improving future handjobs.
over the pants 540 by Aaron540 October 3, 2013

Over The Pants Rim Job (OTPRJ) 

When a girl or guy who, with their tongue rubs in a circular motion around someone else's sphincter over the pants. First discovered at 18 Brock Place.
Hey Jordan do you want to come to my house and give me a Over The Pants Rim Job (OTPRJ), with my khakis on.

P.S. You suck at Smash Bros.
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