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Oskar & Tayden

The best couple to exist. They have the grumpy/sunshine dynamic. They're super cute together. They will always deny it though. They are always on Roblox together. On Sundays, they meet up at the local park and play basketball. Oskar can often be seen putting Tayden in a full-on chokehold. Very gay, but they refuse to tell you that you're right. Literally so cringe but lowkey goofy. Oskar can be seen scrolling on amazon for maid dresses and anime body pillows. Tayden is not very fond of this interest.
"Omg, did you hear about Oskar & Tayden?"
"No? Did they finally admit they liked each other?"
"No, but they hugged!!"
"They are so cute together!!"
"Yes!! I'm so so happy they finally told each other about their feelings!"
Oskar & Tayden by ew my face December 31, 2023

Oscar the Sus 

when oscar is sus
Oscar the sus be looking sus today.
Oscar the Sus by oscarthesus March 11, 2022

Oscar the Grouch 

v. To hide in a trashcan, wait for a female to walk by, pop out and pull her in with you, and have intercourse amongst the refuse. Prior acquaintance is not required.

n. One who partakes in the above act
(1) "This dumpster is disgusting!" James said. "I sure would love to pull an Oscar the Grouch in here."

(2) "Judging from the number of used condoms, I would guess a serial Oscar the Grouch lives in here."

Oscar the Grouch poor 

Poor as fuck; dirt poor; so poor that one lives in a garbage can.
That family isn't Oscar the Grouch poor, but they can't afford a house like that.

Oscar the Grouch 

The poorest motherfucker on Sesame Street and ain't nobody helpin' him.
Man: Oscar you are so mean.
Kid: Yeah Oscar you're a grouch
Oscar: I LIVE IN A FUCKIN' TRASH CAN BITCH

Oscar the Grouch 

n. the unconcious girl who just woke up and realizes you are fucking her
I found this girl on the street, and things were going well for a while, but damn she went Oscar the Grouch on me. So I shoved her ass in a trashcan.