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Wood Ornament 

A beautiful female specimen worth permanently mounting upon your erect penis for all the world to see.
Example 1: Check her out...I would so make her my wood ornament.

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Example 2: (pick up line) Excuse me ma'am, how would you like to be my wood ornament?
Wood Ornament by ImperialFleet1 June 22, 2011
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She is a good friend when you need her she's nice to specific people she stands up for you but never tells you about it when you need something from her e.g money and she doesn't have she makes a plan to get some she is very talkative, fun, thoughtful, caring, and loves to make fun of people at times she can be annoying but you still love her at the end and she loves to party she can be a bit fast at times but is really pretty when she talks to guys it seems as though she is flirting cause she is so interested in what they are saying and when she shows it, it seems as if she's flirting she is loyal when it comes to relationships even though not everyone may see it and when she has a boyfriend she seems to support them no matter what and is just the right amount of clingy and she tends to give the best kisses and if you don't get a kiss from her now then your missing out trust me you never wanna lose an Owami no matter what!!
She is so Owami
Owami by Machine Gun Kelly R May 3, 2017
The city that will form when Orlando and Tampa overflow into Central Florida and meet forming one big metropolis spanning from the east coast to the west coast of the state.
This used to be a town called Lake Alfred until Orlampa ate it.
Orlampa by LiveBreatheMusic August 1, 2008
A large, grandiose party thrown by Nigerians anywhere in the world, especially Yoruba Nigerians that involves a lot of food, dancing, loud music, and spraying (Nigerian term meaning the act of throwing money on a dancing person). There are often numerous guests, and usually the guests are divided into groups according to their aso ebi (uniform - some people might wear white and blue, some gold and red, etc). These parties take days and sometimes weeks and months of preparation, and have been known to block entire streets and roads, especially in Lagos, Nigeria.
My aunt threw an Owambe to celebrate my graduation from college.
owambe by Lotanna O April 24, 2008
Bubbly and loving person loves easily

Very funny
Owam is my friend
owam by Owammiiee November 20, 2019

christmas ornament 

a peice of shit hanging from your penis after giveing anal
guy 1 well i fucked amanda up the ass
Guy2 how was it?
Guy 1 good until i got a christmas ornament
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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