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Ordaments

The Canadian version of ornaments.
Let's put these ordaments on the Christmas tree.
by Charisma Starr December 14, 2019
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Ordaments

When people hang decorations on a Christmas tree they are called “orDaments” people like to misspell it as “ornaments” but they are wrong.
EX: After Thanksgiving my family sets up our Christmas tree and hangs ordaments on the tree for decoration.
by Classof2023! November 29, 2022
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Wood Ornament

A beautiful female specimen worth permanently mounting upon your erect penis for all the world to see.
Example 1: Check her out...I would so make her my wood ornament.

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Example 2: (pick up line) Excuse me ma'am, how would you like to be my wood ornament?
by ImperialFleet1 June 22, 2011
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christmas ornament

a peice of shit hanging from your penis after giveing anal
guy 1 well i fucked amanda up the ass
Guy2 how was it?
Guy 1 good until i got a christmas ornament
by killmeihavenolife November 6, 2009
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dick ornament

A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.
"Heather looks nice tonight, maybe I'll use her as a dick ornament."
by Silence March 26, 2003
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Ornament Eyes

Being so completely shacked that your eyes look like a freshly polished pair of red Christmas ornaments. Can be easily remedied with a heavy dose of Visine.
Parent: Where were you, ornament eyes? Torching some hippie lettuce?
You: I went uhh ... swimming.
by Lenwah August 20, 2011
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Carolina Hood Ornament

1. A friend, who after leaving the bar, volunteers to ensure that your hood doesn't fly up and obstruct your vision, by sitting, laying, or otherwise sprawling himself across the hood for the entire ride back to the house.

2. Any unknown organic material, such as flesh, hair, teeth, a human body, or other, which is found stuck to the grill of your vehicle after a hard night of partying.
1. Tony and Robbie forgot the hood was unlatched when they spun out of peewee's bar, so Robbie had to be the Carolina Hood Ornament all the way home after the hood flew up and they were unable to shut it.

2. Ralph was surprised to find a Carolina Hood Ornament on his dad's car on Saturday morning, and had to bury it in the neighbor's backyard before anyone found out.
by Whiskey Drinker Me December 1, 2009
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