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Orphelia 

A busty, blonde, motherly creature of wanton desires and loose tongue. Eternally pregnant and sporadically horny, this Midlands beauty is a lover of the colour orange, strained tea, JellyBattle, wicker baskets, whale beaters, Otis Redding, Seamus Heaney, maternity and Scottish accents.

Self-deprecating, feisty, and a good judge of pornography, the world doesn't have enough Orphelia.
I had a long, hard wank this morning. I thought of Orphelia.
Orphelia by Flash Harry October 9, 2008
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Opheliac 

In reference to the character Ophelia in Shakespeare's Hamlet, Opheliac is a noun meaning one who has delved into madness. The source of this word comes from Emilie Autumn's new album, titled Opheliac, along with a song sharing the title name. The album Opheliac debuted in 2006. Labeled a mix of gothic, industrial, and classical, it is by far one of the more unique blends of music available today. Emilie Autumn has put out a series of albums prior to Opheliac, and is based out of Chicago.
My sister is such the opheliac she has taken to talking to herself.
Opheliac by EAE October 14, 2006

Opheliac 

One afflicted by the disease "Ophelia" a condition wherein the sufferer exhibits patterns of self destruction caused by influences both external and internal, and the inability to tell the difference. An Opheliac may suffer from some mental illness such as bipolar disorder, which, unfortunately, only serves to absolve those around her from any responsibility for driving her mad themselves, thus supposing the patient far madder than she is in fact.
You might be an Opheliac if you: wouldn't know who you were if you weren't suffering, are strangely attracted to those who may just kill you, and/or spend just a bit too much time in the bath tub.
Opheliac by Tria O'Three February 22, 2010
A girl who you think you know by her beautiful but intimidating appearance but you really do not at all. She could be the death of you or the making of you, you won't know till you get to know her.
Look at her, I've never met her but I'm unsure of her, what an Ophelia
Ophelia by petalal February 7, 2015
ophelia is the coolest, prettiest, sweetest and most honest person. if you meet an ophelia, you are one very lucky person.
“Oh you know an Ophelia? Consider yourself one lucky person.”
ophelia by bowchikabowwow11 March 17, 2021
basically the girl that comes across as shy but can easily end you
aka me lol
random mf -‘ophelia is so shy why won’t she talk?’
‘omg help she killed me!’ 😫😫😫
ophelia by opheliaaa<3 June 13, 2021
Ophelia is a funny enthusiastic girl. She is normally tall with brown hair and green/dark brown eyes. Ophelia will hurt you severely if you get on her bad side, so don’t. She is most likely to have a cat named Smokey
Look at Ophelia’s long legs. She’s as tall as a giraffe.

Did you see how Ophelia beat up *name*?! She’s so strong! Stay away from her
Ophelia by ( ̄▽ ̄) June 2, 2020
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