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Orgasmoff

When people (typically women) in two adjoining rooms, such as in a hotel, motel, or house, are partaking in sexual intercourse and begin to compete to see who can have the loudest orgasm and to prove who's man is more sexually pleasing.
Guy #1: Dude last night me and my girl were at a hotel and she got into this crazy orgasmoff with the girl in the next room!
Guy #2: What a coincidence! My girlfriend did the same thing last night too!
Guy #1: Wierd!
by your real name May 28, 2012
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orgasmology

The seeking of the utmost excitement in all respects.
She was an avid student of orgasmology, looking to make the most of each and every situation.
by Joie D June 12, 2007
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Orgasmoic

An adjective to be used for only the greatest things in your day to day life. It is a different level of greatness than orgasmic because it's so good that it must be from a different time and place. It's like comparing orgasms in your life now to those first orgasms when you were in grade/middle school where you didn't know wtf was happening to your body. They just don't compare.
The Gyro platter that Travis enjoyed today for lunch was orgasmoic.

The feeling Justin gets from a Chinatown rub-n-tug is orgasmoic.
by Triplex Travis December 13, 2008
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orgasmorphatism

The condition wherein one imagines someone's orgasm face during the course of a completely unrelated and innocent conversation.
Sarah was chatting with her elderly neighbor about dog grooming when her orgasmorphatism kicked in, causing her to lose her train of thought. She quickly excused herself and ran inside, shaking her head to rid herself of the picture.

John was trying to focus on the nurse's instructions for wound care, but his orgasmorphatism was making it difficult to concentrate on her words.
by Veranda Collingwood October 4, 2010
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orgasmo-copter

when a guy hangs on a chandelier while a girl gives him a blow job while they spin in circles on the chandelier until then fall off
I invited my girl friend over to have a orgasmo-copter
by alecds August 23, 2008
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orgasmotastic

orgasmotastic (or gaz mO tas tik) adj. -
1. an adjective used to describe something that is as good as or better than an orgasm. 2. anything that is analogous to an orgasm.
This soda is orgasmotastic.

Your mom's cooking is orgasmotastically orgasmotastic.
by R Owen Holmes M May 5, 2009
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Orgasmologist

A person who is an absolute expert is creating the most orgasmic feelings for a woman in an intimate and passionate way, using multiple techniques and producing multiple orgasms. Someone who doesn't expect any sexual pleasure back from the woman unless she absolutely wants to.
Sally: I just want a guy that's going to put me at the centre of his attention and pleasure me.

Jane: you need an Orgasmologist, they know what they are doing, don't expect sex or anything like that and will just make you orgasm over and over and over again.

Sally: wow, I better find him quick as I need a man like that in my life.
by Swobbly April 9, 2019
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