Orgasmologist

A person who is an absolute expert is creating the most orgasmic feelings for a woman in an intimate and passionate way, using multiple techniques and producing multiple orgasms. Someone who doesn't expect any sexual pleasure back from the woman unless she absolutely wants to.

Sally: I just want a guy that's going to put me at the centre of his attention and pleasure me.

Jane: you need an Orgasmologist, they know what they are doing, don't expect sex or anything like that and will just make you orgasm over and over and over again.

Sally: wow, I better find him quick as I need a man like that in my life.

Orgasmologist by Swobbly April 9, 2019

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orgasmologist

one who causes serious orgasms

Suzie: OMG Sally, I was with Barney last night and
Sally: Wot happened? Tell me.
Suzie: That rat bastard made me cum 6 times.
Sally: You might have found yourself a true orgasmologist.
Suzie: Yea!

orgasmologist by marckgumree July 26, 2009

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orgasmologist

Orgasmologist

Someone who tends to orgasms in any form

I need to go see an orgasmologist, something happened yesterday in bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Orgasmologist by anonymous January 20, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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