orgasmology

The seeking of the utmost excitement in all respects.

She was an avid student of orgasmology, looking to make the most of each and every situation.

by Joie D June 12, 2007

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Organology is not, as you might expect, the study of organs--either human or pipe--but rather, the study and classification of musical instruments in general, which just doesn't make any goddamned sense. Why isn't it called "instrumentology?" It is a field that musicologist usually enter when they can't even hack their own field, so that in the hierarchy of music it is sort of like second viola in a string quartet.

Organologusts, only a step above Musical Iconographers (q.v.), have to resort to the study of the forms, history, and classification of the instruments that real musicians get to play and that real scholars get to write about.

I can't believe she went into organology! I thought she had kids to support!

by Trouble Clef January 4, 2015

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Orgasmologist

A person who is an absolute expert is creating the most orgasmic feelings for a woman in an intimate and passionate way, using multiple techniques and producing multiple orgasms. Someone who doesn't expect any sexual pleasure back from the woman unless she absolutely wants to.

Sally: I just want a guy that's going to put me at the centre of his attention and pleasure me.

Jane: you need an Orgasmologist, they know what they are doing, don't expect sex or anything like that and will just make you orgasm over and over and over again.

Sally: wow, I better find him quick as I need a man like that in my life.

by Swobbly April 9, 2019

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one who causes serious orgasms

Suzie: OMG Sally, I was with Barney last night and
Sally: Wot happened? Tell me.
Suzie: That rat bastard made me cum 6 times.
Sally: You might have found yourself a true orgasmologist.
Suzie: Yea!

by marckgumree July 26, 2009

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