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Oral Robberts 

The infamous "I need to raise millions of dollars within a few weeks or God will smite me" Bible-thumpin' chiseler who **robbed** his congregation and followers blind.
I hear that a lot of preachers are now shamelessly using "fire 'n' brimstone" sermons filled with threats of "hell and damnation" in an attempt to pressure/blackmail their parishioners into making donations to their churches --- sounds like a lot of Oral Robberts copycats to me!
Oral Robberts by QuacksO July 25, 2018
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Oral Roberts 

An act of oral pleasure given to a male (blowjob) wherein the person providing said pleasure is able to take the entire shaft (cock) into their mouth and/or throat while simultaneously licking the scrotum (balls). If the recipient ejaculates during the course of an Oral Roberts, the provider of said pleasure is rewarded with a high-five, and probably $100 or something.
I'm not normally into fatties, but Jodie pulled an Oral Roberts on me while we were in the Applebee's parking lot. I owe her $100 now.
Oral Roberts by shogun_pluuto February 12, 2015

oral roberts 

When two men give oral pleasure to one man. It's not just one Robert, but two Roberts.
In our gay threesome last night, we totally gave him the oral roberts.
oral roberts by sarah March 27, 2005

The Oral Roberts 

When you are getting a blowjob from a girl, and right before you cum you pull out and cover her face, then finish by throwing an open bible in her face and telling her to REPENT!
My girlfriend was bugging me to wake up early sunday and go to church, but I convinced her to just take "The Oral Roberts" instead.
The Oral Roberts by the Dildozer September 3, 2013

Oral Roberts 

A college, but more unformaly used in Omaha Nebraska as a meaning of a Blow job.
Man that bitch gave me a mean Oral Roberts!

oral roberts 

famous evangalist who was tagged with this nickname at a gang bang
Oral Roberts, B.A., M.Div, LL.D., founder of Oral Roberts University, is recognized as one of the outstanding personalities of his generation.
oral roberts by whoCares October 27, 2003

oral roberts 

Sorry, this one is not dirty. Oral Roberts is a college in Oklahoma. Oral Roberts is mentioned in the movie Club Dread as a sex joke though
I go to school at Oral Roberts and it is nothing like an anal johnson
oral roberts by JOSH April 5, 2005
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