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optimo

Brand of cigar used for rolling a fat blunt with the potentiol of burning for an hour or more. Is a actual tobacco leaf.
You can catch me chillin' in the club steaming a optimo, with my dick getting sucked by a dime hoe.
by LoneStarSteve7 January 21, 2005
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optimo

the spot to get anything you want no matter how old you are. Smoking age is 10. Drinking age is 12. Anything you want you got it at the optimo. Number one chill spot for goons on the ave.
Billy Bullsh: Yoo0o lets go 2 the optimo i need to get a lucy broooooo

Dom B: naa lets get some al capones

Panza: chilllllllllllllllllllllll lets go rob shit
by william oliva February 4, 2009
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Optimo Clique

A group of young men from Houston, TX who keep it real in the streets and choose not to blow sweets, instead they blow the Optimo, because they are G's
The Optimo Clique just came thru and saved the party
by OptimoRam October 16, 2008
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Optimo General

A person who leads a group of outstanding people towards a great cause. i.e. napoleon, george washington.
That boy Big Ram is tha Optimo General
by Big Ram August 20, 2006
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peach optimo

Best blunt flavor and brand.
grape or peach optimo? are you joking?
by kayosfie December 8, 2007
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Teeth Optional

When you are about to receive a hummer from a woman with dentures. Remove both plates for the traditional Gummer or keep either the Upper or Lower plate in.
Roberta was very upfront about her dentures. Davey really wanted a gobbly. This was a no brainer because of her Teeth Optional honesty.
by will bitten September 20, 2017
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optimistuck

1. adj. To be perpetually happy all of the time about everything, always.
Being optimistuck gives me the creeps. No one can be that happy about everything. It's unnatural.
by picc285 May 9, 2019
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