Opticon 

The song that got me into the band Orgy.
The drum part is from a Billy Squier song, and it's just really awesomely done. I love it.
The first time I heard it I thought Jay Gordon was saying "this is no octagon" instead of "message from opticon". hee.

"Message from Opticon
Blast from the fashion bomb
So helpless
Guess what, you're out of time"

Opticon by licia February 3, 2005

Opticon 

Optic (Visual) - Con (Fraud): Intentional misrepresentation designed to fool an observer.

Project OPTICON: A 1992 Dodge Spirit R/T with a 50 trim making 400hp at the wheels. A sleeper. Q-Ship.

Opticon by Opticon77 September 2, 2009

Opticon 

To con one into optically having rough anal sex.

Opticon: /me uses his opticon forces on Shadowkaster, anally raping him

Opticon by Ikarasu August 31, 2003

Teeth Optional 

When you are about to receive a hummer from a woman with dentures. Remove both plates for the traditional Gummer or keep either the Upper or Lower plate in.

Roberta was very upfront about her dentures. Davey really wanted a gobbly. This was a no brainer because of her Teeth Optional honesty.

Teeth Optional by will bitten September 20, 2017

The Calendar Option 

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.

Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame

The Calendar Option by Darren Besert January 21, 2016

Create Optionality

Sneaky way to say cheat in a committed relationship.

To leave ones options open (to cheat)

I didn't mean to hurt you- I just needed to create optionality in our relationship.

Create Optionality by babimia September 11, 2020

Nick Option 

When given two options, you answer with a third random one

"Would you rather eat pizza or burgers for the rest of your life"
Nick Option - "Neither I'd prefer sushi"

Nick Option by ThyShooketh November 3, 2020