Oprahcy

the words uttered by Oprah Winfrey.

For instance, when she says "read a book", her followers heed this oprahcy and read that book. If she says, buy my favorite things, then her followers buy those things.

by Fishnator January 2, 2011

Oprahcalypse

the end of the Oprah Winfry show.

when oprah ends there will be an Oprahcalypse

by CoolTurtleLover January 16, 2011

Oprahcize

To take a real issue or complex problem and reduce it to fluffy, feel-good, "inpirational" emo-orgasms.

He oprahcized that on the matter of the economy we need to have hope, feel good, and challenge ourselves to become ourselves.

by Brendacious February 25, 2008

Oprahculture

The formulated middleclass lifestyle promoted on talkshows such as Oprah. The culture of reality television, stripmall franchises, bookclubs, and (currtently) scrapbooking. Mediocre and lacking any personal tase.

Since my sister got married, she has settled-down and her life is nothing but Oprahculture and having kids.

by Timbotron3000 May 30, 2006

Oprahcratic

A financially independent woman who runs her household and her man with an iron fist. Used by an out-of-work husband in an episode of the court television show, "Divorce Court", to describe his emasculating wife.

Now that she's making twice as much as me, my wife is getting all Oprahcratic on my ass!

by Drake & Julia Emko May 4, 2006