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optomomotrox
a set plan for an entire day or evening, where by every space of time is allocated a specific task for the entire day/evening before it takes place. the optomomotrox is usually based on a feeling of instinct, and one is generally left feeling an overwhelming amount of satisfaction after the optomomotrox is complete.
optomomotrox by IanMIre January 22, 2008
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Octocock
The combination of an octopus and a peacock made by using demonic energy. Usually found in Japanese cartoon "entertaining" the young females it comes across using it's tentacles in a forcefully erotic manner.
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octocock
a) an octopus of the sea that has a numerous amount of rather large cocks.
b) a person that has eight rather large cocks attached to him or her.
b) a person that has eight rather large cocks attached to him or her.
octocock
A female in active use of 8 penii, all of which must be manipulated by her simultaneously. A minimum of 2 must be in arse, 2 in vag. Other orifii may be employed at the owner's discretion.
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