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A male organ that dangles between the legs, just above ones hairy nut sack.

Most commonly, it is used as a pipe through which urine can pass from the bladder to the outside world.

Its secondary use, for which it is used less frequently but yet for which it is most famous, is as a pipe for transporting semen from the testicles to the outside world.
Through vigorous stimulation, my erect penis regularly ejaculates into my wifes wonderfully tasty pussy, into her delightfully moist and warm mouth, onto her beautiful face and over her wonderful tits.

My wife stroked my penis very effectively with her well trained hand whilst licking the base of the shaft and sucking my balls which resulted in my penis shooting my warm sticky cum onto her face and in her hair.
by cock August 29, 2003
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A Monkey that pisses on you when you go to the zoo.
That piss monkey just pissed on me, its a (fag)
by cock April 27, 2005
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A person whom Andy thinks you can walk all over because you have a bad hair day.
It was so cool when I started making personal stabs at my friends, they must of really enjoyed it!
by cock June 4, 2003
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A good band, who have tons of great songs besides the one everyone heard on the radio. Some are just too stupid to look into more than the radio though.
the bloodhound gang are a hell of a lot funnier than that stupid ass homestar runner strong bad shit will ever be
by cock June 28, 2003
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Tiny hairs that grow back in the genital region after shaving.
by cock April 10, 2005
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