Octocorn 

A magical creature; a cross between an octopus and a unicorn. Sometimes known as the Unipus.

Sophie absconded with the octocorn!

Octocorn by Geheorge January 8, 2009

octoporn 

Pornography that depicts an, in fact, real octopus being ejected from a human orifice. The act is classically accompanied by a copious amount of unappetizing muscular contractions. The resulting ejection is considered a delicacy in at least nine countries.

"Jimmy, have you seen your brother?"

"Ahh he's in his room with the door locked, watchin octoporn."

"Well! I hope your father at least talked to him about using up the baby oil all the time. Hmm, seafood sounds good for tonight..."

octoporn by trust182 January 5, 2008

OctoHornarian 

1.Horny Person,Aged 80-89.

2.Eight-Armed eager Sex-Toy.

3.Eight-Armed Sax Player.

Jumping on an OctoHornarian?..Hell no, I don't want to know What that means.

OctoHornarian by RogerZero March 4, 2009

octocontrabass clarinet 

Not much is known about this instrument. It is pitched 1 octave below the contrabass clarinet, two octaves below the bass clarinet, and three octaves below the Bb clarinet. Its lowest note is one octave below one of the lowest notes on the piano, and it is no longer in use as the only model for it is broken beyond repair. It is also the REAL lowest woodwind, and battles for the lowest note obtained with an instrument with the 64’ stop organ. Plays into the -1 octave range.

Holy crud! Is that a octocontrabass clarinet?

I thought it is unable to be played!

octocontrabass clarinet by Instrument definer June 11, 2021