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Onita
The most beautiful girl you'll ever met. funny. Crazy. Fun. Talented. Creative. Amazing. She's a keeper. Never let her go.
Onita by Anon2012123 May 18, 2013
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On Jit
On Jit by SpaceManMoney December 31, 2018
onitsuka
Kihachiro Onitsuka was a Japanese soldier who after WWII decided that sports would be good for Japanese youth. He therefore learned how to make shoes circa 1949. He then founded Onitsuka Co Ltd. In 1958 he bought the "Tiger" brand. In 1972 they merged with another company called Jelenk and then they decided they needed a new name. So,they found an old latin phrase that said, "Anima Sana In Corpore Sano"; which means, "A soundmind in a sound body". By taking the first letters of each word in the latin phrase you get ASICS, which is the name of the shoe brand.
Now a days Onitsuka's are used alot by the "scene" or "scenester" subcultures, specifically those consisting of indie and hipster styles.
Now a days Onitsuka's are used alot by the "scene" or "scenester" subcultures, specifically those consisting of indie and hipster styles.
Man 1: Dude, look at that guy with the onistuka's, that's so hardcore!
Man 2: Scene! Onitsuka's are sooo expensive...
Man 2: Scene! Onitsuka's are sooo expensive...
onitsuka by SceneQueen December 23, 2005
oneitis
Often confused with love, this is the feeling that a particular woman is actually special. This is just an illusion; she is the same as the other three or so billion. "Go fuck ten other women" is the most commonly prescribed treatment for this "disease" (hence the "itis"), as it tends to show quite quickly how very alike people are.
In other words, get over yourself and your obsession with that girl, because it's just an illusion. And when you get rejected, don't be depressed. Because there's really not much to worry about.
In other words, get over yourself and your obsession with that girl, because it's just an illusion. And when you get rejected, don't be depressed. Because there's really not much to worry about.
oneitis
Mickey Black's definition is fucking retarded.
There is only one simple explanation for the term: An unhealthy romantic obsession or fixation for/on one person. This mental disease will often interfere with your ability to attract said person, due to your clingyness.
There is only one simple explanation for the term: An unhealthy romantic obsession or fixation for/on one person. This mental disease will often interfere with your ability to attract said person, due to your clingyness.
Bring it onith
-accepting a challenge with open arms.
-used in the medieval times as a saying before sprinting to guaranteed death on the battlefield
-used in the medieval times as a saying before sprinting to guaranteed death on the battlefield
In the midst of a heated halo 3 battle...
Jon- "Dude hes got the sniper, don't go it there"
Smitty- "Bring it onith!!!!" (As he is met with a sniper bullet to the face)
Jon- "Dude hes got the sniper, don't go it there"
Smitty- "Bring it onith!!!!" (As he is met with a sniper bullet to the face)
Bring it onith by i <3 cleveland steamers November 15, 2009
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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