Oneites
Oneites is the condition where a man is unaware of his options or is afraid of losing a woman that they become a beta pussy and in some cases even a cuck.
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Oneites
Oneites is the condition where a man is unaware of his options or is afraid of losing a woman that they become a beta pussy and in some cases even a cuck.
The phrase was coined by goodlookingloser.com
The phrase was coined by goodlookingloser.com
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oneitis
Often confused with love, this is the feeling that a particular woman is actually special. This is just an illusion; she is the same as the other three or so billion. "Go fuck ten other women" is the most commonly prescribed treatment for this "disease" (hence the "itis"), as it tends to show quite quickly how very alike people are.
In other words, get over yourself and your obsession with that girl, because it's just an illusion. And when you get rejected, don't be depressed. Because there's really not much to worry about.
In other words, get over yourself and your obsession with that girl, because it's just an illusion. And when you get rejected, don't be depressed. Because there's really not much to worry about.
oneitis
Mickey Black's definition is fucking retarded.
There is only one simple explanation for the term: An unhealthy romantic obsession or fixation for/on one person. This mental disease will often interfere with your ability to attract said person, due to your clingyness.
There is only one simple explanation for the term: An unhealthy romantic obsession or fixation for/on one person. This mental disease will often interfere with your ability to attract said person, due to your clingyness.
Oneties
The name of the decade from 2010 to 2019. We've had the noughties, and after 2020 we will have the twenties, so this has to be the most logical name for the one between.
Man: I've had some fun during the noughties!
Other Man: Yes, just think what fun we could have during the oneties!
Other Man: Yes, just think what fun we could have during the oneties!
Oneties by Little Computer Nerd December 8, 2009
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