on your shit

Being on top of your game, doing whats expected of oneself, having your shit together.

-Hey did you finish that presentation that you've been working on?

Yeah I finished that like 2 days ago.

- Oh damn! I see that you're on your shit, now that's whats up!

by dkellz August 11, 2009

Throw Up On Your Shit

To verbally asualt somebody in a deragotory way

"bitch say another word i'm finna throw up on your shit, mark ass buster ass scalywag"

by Adroc January 20, 2007

I Shit On Your Dick

'I shit on your dick'/'Ma cac pe pula ta';

The ultimate romanian insult dating back to medieval times when the glorious romanian ruler Prince Pazvante the Blind used this vulgar phrase as a formal declaration of war.

In contemporan times the phrase is more commonly used to express extreme disrespect towards one's identity, ideas, opinions, nationality, race, memories, gender etc. to the point of actually tearing to shreds and discarding someone's existence as a whole.

It is an offense not just to the manhood of the person insulted but to his entire life experience up to that point.

Mihai Eminescu: 'I actually think Romania joining the European Union was the best move for our country's... '
Ion Creanga: 'I shit on your dick, Mihai, shut the fuck up, nobody fucking asked you and nobody fucking cares what you think or do'

by LilȚeapă October 21, 2021

shit on your parade

Said before telling someone bad news.
(Another way of saying rain on your parade.)

I hate to shit on your parade, but your dog just died.

by Word Master123 August 25, 2006

shit on your fist

The state of your hand after anal fisting, i.e. shit-covered

Jeremy: Thanks for that sweetie, I really love it when you strech me like that.
Steve: I just love tickling your insides.
Jeremy: Hope you don't mind too much shit on your fist

by Big Bear and Papa Smurf March 22, 2009

shit on your coats

A term used in speech when preparing the listener for some bad news. Another term for rain on your parade. Taken from Dane Cook's comedy routine.

Man, I hate to shit on your coats, but I just hit your car.

by H9834 September 15, 2008

Don't shit on your doorstep

Don't sleep with your housemate or workmate, it will get messy!

Bob wants to shag his PA but Fred told him "Don't shit on your doorstep"

by Damo October 25, 2004