This is what girls/women say if they have taken a Birth Control Pill to prevent pregnancy if your male friend ejaculates in you during sex. Especially if they don't want to get pregnant.
Jeff: Hey my lovey gf, wanna play tonight?
Anna: I'm on the pill so sure why not ;)
The feeling that many people with depression get when they feel like they finally see the world as it is, like the veil of ignorance has been lifted from their eyes, and they see it as if everyone who is happy is just blissfully ignorant and fooling themselves, and that they've uncovered the unfortunate truth.
"I wish I could go back to when I was a child and didn't know anything about the world. I used to be all about seeking the truth, no matter how much it hurts y'know, like taking the Red Pill over the Blue Pill, but, now it hurts so much that it almost feels like I Overdosed on the Red Pill"
When one party or person takes a shit in another personsbed and neglects to inform them.
"My buddy was at his girlfriends house, wasn't feeling well, went to lie down on her bed for a bit. Later he said he was feeling much better. Little did she know, he provided her turn down service with a chocolate mint on the pillow."
"Man, my ex is lame, good thing I left her a chocolate mint on the pillow when we broke up"
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.