on his dick
Example: Tony loved Kobe Bryant. He was so on his dick that I wondered if he had a secret shrine of him.
on his dick by MenaceToSociety June 1, 2014
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On his dick
On his dick by Miao tai chi February 3, 2022
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On (his) dick...
1. When you continously laugh at someone's jokes to fit in and or afraid of the jokes being transferred towards you...
2. Common intro in convosations... Lmao, lol, hahaha, facts, etc.
3. Doesn't have to necessarily have to understand the joke... (Just inputs laughter)
4. Never a funny joke when about oneself or nationality
2. Common intro in convosations... Lmao, lol, hahaha, facts, etc.
3. Doesn't have to necessarily have to understand the joke... (Just inputs laughter)
4. Never a funny joke when about oneself or nationality
Colin: Lmao
Anonymous: Why you on (his) dick... ? Shit wasn't even funny.
Hooded Kermit "you did good... Now scroll up and see whats funny"
Anonymous: Why you on (his) dick... ? Shit wasn't even funny.
Hooded Kermit "you did good... Now scroll up and see whats funny"
On (his) dick... by Tidgeset December 14, 2016
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nicki minaj: Look at y’all niggas
Niggas
Look at y’all niggas
Niggas
Look at y’all smokin’ ass niggas
After every pull, niggas start chokin’ ass niggas
Nigga-nigga
Look at y’all bitch ass niggas
Stop lyin’ on your dick ass niggas
Nigga-nigga
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Niggas
Look at y’all niggas
Niggas
Look at y’all smokin’ ass niggas
After every pull, niggas start chokin’ ass niggas
Nigga-nigga
Look at y’all bitch ass niggas
Stop lyin’ on your dick ass niggas
Nigga-nigga
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monopoly on his dick
When a girl goes down a guy and performs all sorts of manuevers. This activity can last for hours (or as long as he does) much like the board game.
monopoly on his dick by mronald April 20, 2014
Stepped on his dick
Stepped on his dick by bubba6508 October 13, 2012
Tripping on his dick
Tripping on his dick by Summerlandsouth November 6, 2011
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