On Accident

What one says when they do something intentionally and gets caught.

Jarret was mad at his mother for throwing away his adult video collection so he smashed her grandmothers antiuque lamp worth 7mil she had inherited with a golf club. When his mother returned home and asked him what happend, he responded,

"Oh me and the guys were heading out the door to play golf and I bumped into the lamp ON ACCIDENT"

by In.The.AM June 29, 2012

Accident

Me and you probably

"I'm a accident and i'm proud"

by Stay in drugs, dont do school. January 27, 2019

the accident

we don't speak of the accident

Everything changed after the accident

by Flanos, Destroyer of Worlds October 19, 2020

accidently

1. How you would type accidentally quick, especially in texting.
2. A common spelling error of accidentally

I think I spelled accidentally spelled accidentally as accidently

by Billiam Beaver June 9, 2017

on accident

The improper usage of the phrase "by accident". Started in the United States, but it has started to spread to other countries like a plague. A terrible, terrible, grammar plague.

Cleetus: "Hey Maude, this 'ere critter dang near made me spill mah beer on accident."

by Riley Krushane July 16, 2008

ACCIDENT

An event; when one urinates or fecalizes prematurely to reaching an established restroom facility, typically staining one's clothes and causing much embarassment.

Typically, having shat oneself.

Billy: "Teacher! Clyde shit himself on the swing!"
Teacher: "No, no, Billy! Clyde had an 'accident'..."
Billy: "Nawp. He shat himself and flew right off that sumbitch!"

by Drew D'Jew March 26, 2004

Accidenting

The act of getting into an accident

"Mary, did you see those two cars accidenting?"

"Yes, I saw the whole thing!"
or
"Wonderful, the baby is Accidenting in his brand new pants!"

by TableFor6Please0814 September 21, 2016