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Omniprove

Omniprovement is defined as the opposite of improvement. The etymology implies that omniprovement means "all proved" or "all proven." Therefore, when one is engaged in omniprovement, it is assumed that everything he is set to improve upon is already proven, and so he is destined to fail, or omniprove.
"Yo, you're trying to improve a Utopian society?? You're omniproving."

Ron Jeremy can only omniprove.

Caramel Walnut Pecan doughnuts are nothing short of perfection; they can only be omniproved upon.

Jack: It's only downhill from here, man.
John: Yep. Omniprovement from here on out.
by johnmoose October 1, 2010
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Omnipotential

Having Infinite power but lacking omnisicence (Infinite knowledge)
The Beyonders are a Omnipotential race and are Gods compared to others.
by CallMeSaul January 24, 2016
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omnipresent

Panties are an omnipresent issue.
by Kelsey June 19, 2003
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Omnipotent

A state of being all-powerful and godlike. In fact, it is being a god.
My demonic powers have made me OMNIPOTENT!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
by Big Boss March 9, 2005
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omnipotence paradox

The omnipotence paradox is that a omnipotent can create anything so if they are omnipotent they can make a rock which they cant lift and If they cant lift the rock they are not omnipotent and if they cant create a rock they cant lift they are not omnipotent.
God:I'm omnipotent
Steve:ok then make a rock you cant lift

God:Cant I'm omnipotent I can lift anything
Steve:then you arent omnipotent.
The omnipotence paradox is that a omnipotent can create anything so if they are omnipotent they can make a rock which they cant lift and If they cant lift the rock they are not omnipotent and if they cant create a rock they cant lift they are not omnipotent.
by Therockjohnson February 26, 2017
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Omnipotent Z

A horrible person who seems to think they are god. Always judges a fan base because of something several fans said or did. Like pewdiepie's fans for example.
Person one: "UGH. PEWDIE'S FANS ARE SO STUPID AND WEAK. PEWDIEPIE IS HORRIBLE TOO AND DOESN'T DESERVE HIS FAME. "
Person two: "Dude, don't be such a omnipotent Z. Besides, you don't seem to know anything about pewds. If you actually bothered watching and giving him a chance, you'd know that he cares about all of his fans and has donated thousands of dollars to charity. "
(Let's be polite, shall we? Please don't insult others for something they like and care about. )
by No hate :D November 22, 2013
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Omniprociphobia

Omniprociphobia (Fear Of Randoms)

Omniprociphobia is when you have an imminent fear of communicating with members of the public, this can happen during physical or online communication. One main symptom is that all patients share the incapability of making a decision and rely on the words possibly or maybe. Some caretakers of these patients have reported being kicked from the party and when attempting to join back the party is made invite only. Caretakers have also experienced verbal abuse from the patients suffering from Omniprociphobia. This normally happens at night time when they would say unapplaudable jokes and then leave the party. E.G Patient would join the party and say something upon the lines of is the sperm in your mouth saltier than me. Patients also have a dilution that they are well known and well liked in the general population. This is also how they get so many proclaimed "bitches". because of this they may repeat the line and go get bitches.

Symptoms consist of the following: Constantly saying cunt, helicopters always going over house or apartment, Wanting a PC, Being well known, Social anxiety, Playing Elden Ring, being offline all the time, Only having 13 Xbox friends,

Salty all the time and suggesting shitty games like Wreckfest or Crossfire X.
How to help:
Compliment them on their dick size (or breast size if woman).
Ask if they know CW.
Practise walking past people.
Play DayZ with the patient.
Buy them new shoes.
Or offer some "bud"
That man is insane, he may have schizophrenia or Omniprociphobia.

I had a friend called jack, But he changed after he got diagnosed of Omniprociphobia.
by BionicUni April 19, 2022
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