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OmniPresent 

- How can you describe yourself?
- I`m omnipresent
OmniPresent by sefunight September 16, 2022

Omnipresent 

watching 2 of your friends that are trying to steal your crayola air dry clay at school in block 3
i am omnipresent
Omnipresent by gravedigger10001 April 24, 2023

Omnipresent Absence

The intense feeling of longing one feels for an online freind, or an individual they have never physically met.
Tyler felt an intense feeling of omnipresent absence as Jeremy messaged him.
Omnipresent Absence by Peeley November 24, 2016

Omnipresent Absence

The intense feeling of longing one feels for an online freind, or an individual they have never physically met.
Tyler felt an intense feeling of omnipresent absence as Jeremy messaged him.
Omnipresent Absence by Peeley November 24, 2016

Omnipresent Mother 

A mom that is present within every fabric of space in the world.
You see that chair? That's your mom. You see that bucket of tuna? That's also your mom. You know why? Because your mom is an omnipresent mother.
Omnipresent Mother by CLOUD BU February 27, 2022

Nomnipresent 

Adjective used to describe someone who exists wherever food is.
A: I swear I've seen that guy in every McDonald's I've been in.
B: He must be nomnipresent.
Nomnipresent by plexicon March 16, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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