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Omnipimp 

An omnipimp is to hoes as God is to humans. Omnipimp is perfect at everything (and everyone) he does. He answers to no man. The only known Omnipimps are directly related to Gary Cooper. An omnipimp knows every sex position known to man, and several known only to goldfish. He can also see any woman naked at any time. You know that girl you really want that is way out of your league? Yeah, he tapped that.
Larry can pick up any woman. He is such an omnipimp.
Omnipimp by ishboo2042 January 4, 2009
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omnipimpin

To pimp all areas at once. From Alabama to greenland; Africa to Thailand. aint no where yo hoez wont go, aint no where yo money dont flow.
WHA! hes pimpin southwest and north side? that nukka must be omnipimpin.
omnipimpin by sarah February 18, 2003
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omnipimpin

fuck woman. learn how to make pronunciations
om-k-nee-p--what the fuck is that bitch talking about
omnipimpin by collin miller October 19, 2003

Omnipimpin

Driving around town in an old dodge car acting like you are really cool.
Me and my hoes went Omnipimpin last nite.
Omnipimpin by TomC January 7, 2004

Omnipompom 

The love or loving sacrifice of an animal with 1 to 15 legs
Josh is not omnipompom
Omnipompom by Oltmus June 12, 2023