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Ol'fashioned 

A sexual act performed by the partner of a male where the hand is wrapped around the penis and jerked up and down until expulsion
Hey Miss what's a guy gotta do to get an ol'fashioned around here, my pants are already down!
Ol'fashioned by Red monster son June 22, 2024
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a nice 'ol fashioned

To have someone to you Jack you off. instead of doing it Yourself.
guy: my girlfriend gave me a nice 'ol fashioned last night
a nice 'ol fashioned by dub el December 2, 2010

Ol' Fashion 

Traditionally a handjob when your partner uses an overhand grip, extending the thumb toward the base of the penis. Very popular with swamp ninjas.

Should a more traditional grip be used, the Ol' Fashion can also be referred to as the Diane Rose.
Your partner loses a bet with you, he/she may then owe you an Ol' Fashion.
Ol' Fashion by absolut phatness December 25, 2010

Good Ol' Fashion 

The act of receiving a surprise hand-job.
Ohhhh my! I haven't had a "Good Ol' Fashion" since 10th grade!

ol' fashion coca cola bottle body  

1.The perfect body
2.A fat ass with some big ass D-cup tities with a hella tiny waist, skinny arms and a flat stomach with thick hips and legs.
Damn! did you see that bitch with the ol' fashion coca cola bottle body rite thurr ? Im bout to get ghost and holla at that.

Good ol' Fashion 

A standard hand job. South Park Season 14 Ep 14: Crème Fraîche, uses the term in this way.
Sharon gave Randy a good ol' fashion after practicing on the shake weight.
Good ol' Fashion by F9 T December 4, 2023

Thank God for a Good Ol' Fashion Snuff Film

The way one would depict how it is to live in a shady, at best, cornfield town in Central Illinois
Living in Effingham County is like saying thank god for a good ol' fashion snuff film
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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