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a nice 'ol fashioned

To have someone to you Jack you off. instead of doing it Yourself.
guy: my girlfriend gave me a nice 'ol fashioned last night
a nice 'ol fashioned by dub el December 2, 2010

Ol' Fashion 

Traditionally a handjob when your partner uses an overhand grip, extending the thumb toward the base of the penis. Very popular with swamp ninjas.

Should a more traditional grip be used, the Ol' Fashion can also be referred to as the Diane Rose.
Your partner loses a bet with you, he/she may then owe you an Ol' Fashion.
Ol' Fashion by absolut phatness December 25, 2010

Good Ol' Fashion 

The act of receiving a surprise hand-job.
Ohhhh my! I haven't had a "Good Ol' Fashion" since 10th grade!

ol' fashion coca cola bottle body  

1.The perfect body
2.A fat ass with some big ass D-cup tities with a hella tiny waist, skinny arms and a flat stomach with thick hips and legs.
Damn! did you see that bitch with the ol' fashion coca cola bottle body rite thurr ? Im bout to get ghost and holla at that.

Good ol' Fashion 

A standard hand job. South Park Season 14 Ep 14: Crème Fraîche, uses the term in this way.
Sharon gave Randy a good ol' fashion after practicing on the shake weight.
Good ol' Fashion by F9 T December 4, 2023

Thank God for a Good Ol' Fashion Snuff Film

The way one would depict how it is to live in a shady, at best, cornfield town in Central Illinois
Living in Effingham County is like saying thank god for a good ol' fashion snuff film
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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