Oklahoma Switch

The Oklahoma switch is when something you own breaks that is still sold in stores. You buy a new one, and return your broken one in the new packaging.

-Dude my router broke !
-No worries man just pull an Oklahoma switch.
-Oh yeah good idea!

Oklahoma Switch by Mike Marino February 29, 2008

oklahoma sundae

man ejaculates on an ice cream sundae and his partner eats it.

I hope Braum's and Dairy Queen do not make Oklahoma Sundaes.

oklahoma sundae by Jerk2 June 11, 2011

Oklahoma Sandblaster 

Prior to intercourse, typically anal, the phallus, dildo or fingers are coated in an adhesive and dipped in sand. Following the coating, the penetrating object is used feverishly. Think of sand paper in a woodworking project. The OK sandblaster can be used in conjunction with many other techniques; the boston shocker, the mini van, the Houdini, the Eiffel tower, etc...

Dude1: Man, I'm thinking about going to this party tonight to hook up with Jenna.
Dude2: You don't want Jenna, trust me. Tim and I wrecked that bitch with an Oklahoma Sandblaster-Houdini combo last week and she'll never be the same.

Oklahoma Sandblaster by pinksock69er September 30, 2011

Oklahoma State University

A college located in Stillwater, Oklahoma; Known for there great wrestling program which holds 34 national championship. OSU is also good at basketball and they are improving greatly in football. They are part of one of the best conferences known as the Big 12.

Oklahoma State University dominated in the Big 12 tournament last week.

Oklahoma State University by Jonny McNamara April 2, 2007

Oklahoma Sugar Princess 

An under age girl who doesn't mind receiving money for sexual favors.

Tom: Hey, that girl over there is looking real nice. Maybe I'll buy her a drink.

Eric: What? Don't you know she's under age?

Tom: Well maybe she's an Oklahoma Sugar Princess and I can have my way with her big black ass.

Oklahoma Sugar Princess by Drpun May 20, 2009

Oklahoma Skid Mark

When an individual gets head with a poopy butt, preferably on white bedsheets. When you finish inspect the skid mark your partner left on the bed.

Oh no honey you left a “Oklahoma Skid Mark” on my new bed sheets!!!

Oklahoma Skid Mark by PTU LEGEND July 27, 2023

South Western Oklahoma state University 

1. A University in the middle of nowhere.
2. Location of a great music department, specifically music education.
3. Home of the BullDogs

SWOSU Owns you!

South Western Oklahoma state University by SWOSUBulldogs January 23, 2004