Dallas Steak Taxi

A car with at least 4 dudes in it that travels around town looking for a lone woman to gang bang. The woman is usually left confused and bleeding when the deed is done.
It was late at night and most of the woman in the neighborhood knew better than to walk the streets for fear of being picked up by a Dallas Steak Taxi.
by Drpun May 21, 2009
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North Dakota Meat Camera

A pin sized web camera inserted into the eye of a penis facing outwards that has a live stream running 24 hours a day.
That North Dakota meat camera I installed yesterday was the best investment I ever made. Now you see what my dick sees.
by Drpun May 17, 2009
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Death Valley Moonbeam

A woman bends over and shoots her projectile diarrhea into the face of the man who loves her. The roles could be reversed as well and the man could satisfy his lady with his Mexican food leftovers. Preferably this happens after the couple eat at Del Taco.
Stacy had just gotten home from a long day of working at the soup kitchen. She noticed her neighbor had let himself in and there were three bags of Del Taco sitting on the table. She knew what he wanted. She knew he wouldn't leave until she delivered a Death Valley Moonbeam straight to his face.
by Drpun May 23, 2009
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Power Vein Hurricane

After having his way with a girl a man shoots his sperm onto her face when she didn't want him to do that. While the girl is thoroughly upset the man continues with his rampage when he starts pissing on the girls face too. From that moment on the girl's life will never be the same.
The mysterious man that Stacy had just met was about to blow his load. She knew the end was near but the sex was very unsatisfying and she was disappointed. The next thing she knew the man stood up and started shooting sperm onto her face. She was so angry she started yelling and cussing at him when all of a sudden he started pissing on her face too. The circle was complete, the Power Vein Hurricane had arrived.
by Drpun May 23, 2009
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Orlando Fish Finder

When a man will only fuck the dirtiest, smelliest, rottenest, wretched pussy that you know or will ever know, and anybody else that you know will know. He can no longer get with a nice pussy because that no longer satisfies him. This pussy is usually found in the worst of living conditions.
Jerry found himself in the most decrepit part of town once again. He strolled the back alleys and the dirtiest bars looking for that one special smell he knew he had to have. His friends knew it before he did and he didn't want to admit it, he was changed forever. Jerry is now an Orlando Fish Finder.
by Drpun May 19, 2009
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Hollywood Balloon Knot

When someone, probably in the porn business, gets their butthole botoxed so it's silky smooth and wrinkle free.
I bought 5 new pornos yesterday and in all 5 the girls obviously had a Hollywood balloon knot. Even one of the dudes had one.
by Drpun May 17, 2009
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An Eskimo woman who has HIV or full blown AIDS.
Tom: Oh man I finally balled that Eskimo chick Cikuq this morning.

Johnson: Shit man! Don't you know she's a North Alaskan Deadliest Snatch.

Tom: OH FUCK!
by Drpun May 19, 2009
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