The Middle Eastern man went to the club but he made the fatal mistake of not bringing enough Saudi Arabian Party Hats.
by Drpun May 20, 2009
When someone eats 3 cans of cream corn then takes a diarrhea dump on their partners asshole. After the dump is complete they slurp it back up with a McDonald's milkshake straw
So Robert had his girlfriend share a whiskey river cream corn experience with him last night and it ended badly.
by Drpun May 16, 2009
A man who no matter what woman he fucks, he gets her pregnant. His ball bag will always provide the gift of life.
Krystal: I may have made a mistake last night. I slept with that new Russian guy.
Karen: Are you out of your mind. He has a Tulsa gift bag.
Karen: Are you out of your mind. He has a Tulsa gift bag.
by Drpun May 19, 2009
Tom: Oh man I finally balled that Eskimo chick Cikuq this morning.
Johnson: Shit man! Don't you know she's a North Alaskan Deadliest Snatch.
Tom: OH FUCK!
Johnson: Shit man! Don't you know she's a North Alaskan Deadliest Snatch.
Tom: OH FUCK!
by Drpun May 18, 2009
Similar to a Hollywood balloon knot but this involves putting botox on a man's ball bag removing all wrinkles to make it extra silky smooth.
Candy: Have you hooked up with Charlie yet?
Shaniqua: Damn right girlfriend. He's got the nicest San Antonio Goose Egg you ever felt.
Candy: Damn Bitch
Shaniqua: Damn right girlfriend. He's got the nicest San Antonio Goose Egg you ever felt.
Candy: Damn Bitch
by Drpun May 18, 2009
A pin sized web camera inserted into the eye of a penis facing outwards that has a live stream running 24 hours a day.
That North Dakota meat camera I installed yesterday was the best investment I ever made. Now you see what my dick sees.
by Drpun May 16, 2009
When someone, probably in the porn business, gets their butthole botoxed so it's silky smooth and wrinkle free.
I bought 5 new pornos yesterday and in all 5 the girls obviously had a Hollywood balloon knot. Even one of the dudes had one.
by Drpun May 16, 2009