Drpun's definitions

Chechnyan Outlet Mall

A backroom in a sleazy part of town where the human slave trade takes place.

Last week I visited a Chechnyan Outlet Mall and after some negotiating i walked out with some fine European ass for only $30000

by Drpun May 16, 2009

Whiskey River Cream Corn

When someone eats 3 cans of cream corn then takes a diarrhea dump on their partners asshole. After the dump is complete they slurp it back up with a McDonald's milkshake straw

So Robert had his girlfriend share a whiskey river cream corn experience with him last night and it ended badly.

by Drpun May 16, 2009

North Dakota Meat Camera

A pin sized web camera inserted into the eye of a penis facing outwards that has a live stream running 24 hours a day.

That North Dakota meat camera I installed yesterday was the best investment I ever made. Now you see what my dick sees.

by Drpun May 16, 2009

Tulsa Gift Bag

A man who no matter what woman he fucks, he gets her pregnant. His ball bag will always provide the gift of life.

Krystal: I may have made a mistake last night. I slept with that new Russian guy.

Karen: Are you out of your mind. He has a Tulsa gift bag.

by Drpun May 19, 2009

North Alaskan Deadliest Snatch

An Eskimo woman who has HIV or full blown AIDS.

Tom: Oh man I finally balled that Eskimo chick Cikuq this morning.

Johnson: Shit man! Don't you know she's a North Alaskan Deadliest Snatch.

Tom: OH FUCK!

by Drpun May 18, 2009

Saudi Arabian Party Hat

A term used for a sheep skin condom.

The Middle Eastern man went to the club but he made the fatal mistake of not bringing enough Saudi Arabian Party Hats.

by Drpun May 20, 2009

Orlando Fish Finder

When a man will only fuck the dirtiest, smelliest, rottenest, wretched pussy that you know or will ever know, and anybody else that you know will know. He can no longer get with a nice pussy because that no longer satisfies him. This pussy is usually found in the worst of living conditions.

Jerry found himself in the most decrepit part of town once again. He strolled the back alleys and the dirtiest bars looking for that one special smell he knew he had to have. His friends knew it before he did and he didn't want to admit it, he was changed forever. Jerry is now an Orlando Fish Finder.

by Drpun May 18, 2009