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When someone eats 3 cans of cream corn then takes a diarrhea dump on their partners asshole. After the dump is complete they slurp it back up with a McDonald's milkshake straw
So Robert had his girlfriend share a whiskey river cream corn experience with him last night and it ended badly.
by Drpun May 16, 2009
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by Drpun May 16, 2009
Get the Chechnyan Outlet Mall mug.When someone, probably in the porn business, gets their butthole botoxed so it's silky smooth and wrinkle free.
I bought 5 new pornos yesterday and in all 5 the girls obviously had a Hollywood balloon knot. Even one of the dudes had one.
by Drpun May 16, 2009
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That North Dakota meat camera I installed yesterday was the best investment I ever made. Now you see what my dick sees.
by Drpun May 16, 2009
Get the North Dakota Meat Camera mug.A worker needs to get ahead at his job so he has to give a special blow job to his manager. It only works on older managers that have a hard time getting an erection. The worker has so suck on the dick and at the same time stimulate the manager's asshole by tickling it with his fingers stretched upwards and always in motion.
Bill wasn't getting enough hours for the work week and he knew the only way to get what he needed was to perform a Caribbean Chipotlie Dance on his manager. Afterwords Bill had overtime for the next month.
by Drpun May 16, 2009
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Johnson: Shit man! Don't you know she's a North Alaskan Deadliest Snatch.
Tom: OH FUCK!
Johnson: Shit man! Don't you know she's a North Alaskan Deadliest Snatch.
Tom: OH FUCK!
by Drpun May 18, 2009
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Candy: Have you hooked up with Charlie yet?
Shaniqua: Damn right girlfriend. He's got the nicest San Antonio Goose Egg you ever felt.
Candy: Damn Bitch
Shaniqua: Damn right girlfriend. He's got the nicest San Antonio Goose Egg you ever felt.
Candy: Damn Bitch
by Drpun May 18, 2009
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