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Okes (pronounced as one syllable with a long 'o') is a slang term for ok/okay, originating in the northern suburbs of Chicago. It is used when something is satisfactory or acceptable. See link below for full definition:
www.dictionary.reference.com/browse/ok?s=t
"Is that okes with you?"

–"Hey, get me a root beer"
–"Okes"

"The Shawshank Redemption was better than okes."

"You may have taken my rook but that's okes because now i can take your pawn with my knight and put your queen and bishop into a fork."
Okes by Dr. Roflcop December 18, 2012

Okes Are Okes 

A South African origionated phrase that has significant meaning in the demanding society we all live in. Okes meaning men,blokes,guys,dudes. One can say that it categorises the acceptance of male behaviour. The phrase ultimately means "so be it" or "ce la vie" however has developed into a phrase that can be used as "you should have known," "i told you so" or "thats what happens..." Its lax and carefree manner when directed at someone justifies why some things always, just happen.
Moses: " Ah, i just dumped by my girl 'cos she was giving me mixed messages"
Leonardo: "Okes are Okes"

"i dropped my phone in the toilet!"
answer: "Okes are Okes"

"those guys are crazy shitting on the roof"
answer: "Okes are Okes"

"i cant belive he just slapped my ass"
answer: "Okes are Okes"
Okes Are Okes by Fletcher14 July 24, 2011

Okes Dokes 

The hip, new, totally not mainstream way to say "Okey Dokey" without appearing like a homosexual. Also usually used by people who use the word "totes".
Girl: Don't forget that we're going to dinner tonight, like you did last time.

Guy: Okes Dokes
Okes Dokes by Landshark June 22, 2012
the state of mind in which everyone should exist.
"dude i just impaled a watermelon on a plastic sword!!" "thats tottaly j-okes!!!"
j-okes by Hershie October 16, 2003

totes on the okes 

Long for "no problem!" (Must be said with an exclamation point.)
"We ordered an extra martini. Will you take it off our hands?"

"Totes on the okes!!"
totes on the okes by Jenn February 26, 2003

Michael J. Okes 

A Michael Jox is a joke about Michael J. Fox (celebrity) that makes fun of the fact that he has Parkinsons Disease, which causes someone to uncontrollably shake. Usually depicted with pictures.

Structure: Michael J. Fox+Obect=Something

Originated on 4chan's infamous /b/
Jake: "Michael J. Fox+Coca Cola=Frag Grenade"

"Michael J. Fox+Fan=Tornado"

"Michael J. Fox+Shake and Bake=Breaded Chicken"

"Michael J. Fox+Hand Crank Flashlight=Light Saber"

"Michael J. Fox+Operation=Graveyard"

Amir: Man those were some hysterical Michael J. Okes!