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Ojoswita
Ojoswita aka Ojo is that girl who's alwayyyyyys gonna have your back who matter what. She's very affectionate towards her people and really loves to give all her love to them. She is loyal no other. She is not your normal hoe, she a mature girl. You are one lucky mf if you got Ojo. She sings really well. Oh and she likes to cuddle a lot. She gon stroke your face, and admire you is she loves you.
ojuswita
ojuswita is a v toxic friend that everyone seems to love. she talks a lot as long a certain someone isn't around. she's mildly cute and mildly nice. she's very helpful but also very annoying. good kid tho. lots of love to all ojus.
ojuswita by icantsleep November 22, 2021
Ojaswita
A person (technically a dwarf) who is extremely scared of multiple m-words; math, marriage, meningitis, etc. but loves one m-word: manifestations. She often uses an Ouija board to talk to her friends. Her friends often turn to her for advice, support, food recommendations, and dark humour. Ojaswita can often be found shopping in the kids section. Her way of testing people is to ask them to help her hide a body.
Example 1
Person 1: Did you happen to run into Ojaswita last night?
Person 2: Yes, but she couldn’t talk as she was hiding a dead body behind the pharmacy with someone I didn’t know.
Person 1: Lol, that’s Ojaswita’s way of testing new people.
Example 2
Person 1: Did you send Ojaswita the bill for the meningitis medication.
Person 2: Yes, but instead of paying the bill she just said “Math no do” and went back to manifesting.
Person 1: You should’ve used an Ouija board to contact her. You don’t know Ojaswita?
Person 1: Did you happen to run into Ojaswita last night?
Person 2: Yes, but she couldn’t talk as she was hiding a dead body behind the pharmacy with someone I didn’t know.
Person 1: Lol, that’s Ojaswita’s way of testing new people.
Example 2
Person 1: Did you send Ojaswita the bill for the meningitis medication.
Person 2: Yes, but instead of paying the bill she just said “Math no do” and went back to manifesting.
Person 1: You should’ve used an Ouija board to contact her. You don’t know Ojaswita?
Ojaswita by Changsterpiece September 12, 2022
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