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Offloaded: when you text your desired person your true feelings in a 5-10 paragraph essay

“Yeah bro I offloaded last night”

Offloaded by Allanxgibson February 10, 2021

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Turkish Offroader

The act of squatting on the side of the road and taking a shit. This is usually only necessary while driving if there is no toilet for miles and you really need to take a shit.

"The nearest toilet is 30 minutes away, guess I need to take a Turkish Offroader."

Turkish Offroader by BBone224 October 15, 2018

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offloading

pooping. like a semi-truck trailer that offloads it's goods out of the back of the truck.

Man, I just gorged at the Mexican restaurant across the street. I had two huge carne de rez burritos. I think I am gonna be offloading in the bathroom for a while.

offloading by Poetjester September 11, 2016

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offload

Verb meaning to ejaculate.

I managed to offload on her tits.

offload by Ian Chode May 19, 2005

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offload that bage

take out the trash -picturing a house, home, residence,etc; as a ship where you are throwing something overboard (enviro-correctly, of course!!)

i'd better offload that bage

better offload that old damn bage!

offload that bage by michael foolsley December 14, 2009

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Offload

When you are removed from a plane for being too drunk

I'm sorry, but we're going to have to offload you

Offload by HMAN&DROCK July 19, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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