doin' it faux natural

to masturbate

I haven't had sex in 15 years. To get by all that time, I have been doin' it faux natural.

by Poetjester September 24, 2016

the friendly confines

the vagina. It's also the nickname for Wrigley Field, home of the Chicago Cubs.

If I sweet talk her real nice, I think she'll let Mr. Peter play in the friendly confines.

by Poetjester September 13, 2016

Inspector Poo-sow

the anus

Oh, no honey, i ain't puttin' it in that hole. That's Inspector Poo-sow.

by Poetjester September 24, 2016

offloading

pooping. like a semi-truck trailer that offloads it's goods out of the back of the truck.

Man, I just gorged at the Mexican restaurant across the street. I had two huge carne de rez burritos. I think I am gonna be offloading in the bathroom for a while.

by Poetjester September 11, 2016

drill a cavity

to have sex

The last time I got to drill a cavity, Bill Clinton was in the White House.

by Poetjester September 24, 2016

B.F. Skinner

a girl friend who only wants to give you painful hand jobs and tell you about her old boyfriends. ("B.F." for best friend. "Skinner" for a hand job. B.F. Skinner was a famous behavioral psychologist of the 20th century)

My first girl friend was a real B.F. Skinner. All she ever did was yank on my cock and tell me about the guy she lost her virginity to.

by Poetjester August 16, 2018