Offendis 

Liam's version of offensive.

Only for use in naval and proxy warfare.

"That gay guy is fucking offendis."

Offendis by ScarIX April 20, 2021

Offendinista 

"Woke Olympics" achievement winner. The 'Wokest' of them all.

A person that wakes up every morning looking for something to be upset about. Something to run around with their hair on fire, screaming in a temper tantrum and demanding that it be changed, simply because they deem it needs to be changed. Akin to: The Offendinista Diaper.

What is Karen so upset about?

Nothing. She's practicing for the "Offendinista" award, that's all.

Offendinista by VinDSL July 9, 2020

Offendicitis 

The Disease of taking offense for anything and everything told

My friend has an acute case of offendicitis. He even takes offense at this entry.

Offendicitis by r!sk January 31, 2012

offenditarian

A portmanteau of "offended" and "humanitarian". It describes someone who has made a lifestyle out of finding deep offense in most any situation. Usually offense is found "on behalf" of other people who represent a definable group that the offenditarian themselves are clearly not a part of.
This is usually to make a display of "solidarity", an important word in the lexicon of offenditarians.
There is a strict hierarchy of human value, with handicapable African American lesbian female gendered womyn taking the top spot, and white cysgendered males being "worth" only 1/16th of the former.
The irony of offenditarianism is that if one becomes offended on behalf of someone higher on the value scale, the person higher up can use that to then become offended by the "patronizing," "colonialist" mindset of the offenditarian.

"Why is that girl running down the street and screaming at the ice cream truck?"
"The driver is wearing all white, a trademark outfit of early 20th Century eugenicists."
"Is the ice cream man a eugenicist?"
"No, but the girl is afraid someone might think he is, she is an offenditarian."

offenditarian by 8mmDevil October 29, 2011

Your arrogance offends me 

Something you say to someone to truly terrify them like liam nesson did in the film taken cos he is just such a badass.

person 1: "Your a twat"
person 2: "Your arrogance offends me"
person 1: "OH DEAR GOD!, PLEASE IM SORRY!"
person 2: "And for that, the rate just went up 10 percent"
person 1: "NOOOOOOOO!"

Your arrogance offends me by somedude11111 December 8, 2009

offendipated 

So buttburt about something you become constipated.

The Starbucks barista got my name wrong again, now I can't use the bathroom, I'm offendipated.

offendipated by B-G-H November 9, 2022

Offendnist 

A person whom gets offended by almost every word you say. Regardless of the world him/her will make some sort of racial or sexual relation to the word, by this making you a racest or a sexist.

Be carefull what you say around Mike hes an Offendnist. He gets upset and offended by almost every word you say.

John says: Hey Mike your jobs so easy a monkey could do it.

Mike says: You said the word monkey your a racest.

Offendnist by dn85 April 21, 2010