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OffendingEverybody 

A YouTuber who makes views by making the videos we all want, although we all know he is still holding back.

His videos have a bit of NSFW content, like banging girls or mentioning “Eventually someone’s going to ask to pork that kid”.

It is really funny, but he will eventually get banned and controversial.

There’s only so many times you can touch YouTube in the ass , and he is already doing a good job;

-How to ruin Thanksgiving,

-How To Bang your high school Teacher,
-7 Stages of Puberty

(He said that once your in puberty if you don’t shower your balls are going to open like “opening a can of weed” in the middle of the class, and the teacher was staring at him in the video)

No hate intended, I love his videos haha. I’m just explaining it a lil bit
Joey: Aberham, why do you watch that YouTuber?

Aberham: I just like watching him stroke peanut butter on his gibbly gobler and making his dog horny as fuck while stroking himself in the YouTube video.

Teacher: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WATCHING?! YOUTUBE ALLOWS PORN?!?!?!?!

Sandy: WAIT WHAT?!?!

Aberham: NOOO…No, No! It isn’t what you think it is-!!!!!

Teacher: YOUR GOING TO BE SUSPENDED!

Sandy: We are breaking up. I never knew you watched so much messed up stuff.

Leon the Child Porker: It’s okay buddy, we homies stick together. Be a homie and subscribe to that funny man.

Joey: I love OffendingEverybody, he does all the work of pissing people off. Too bad he gets all the cake-

Fatty: Since it’s a piece of cake!

Everyone: GO TOUCH SOME GRASS, HUMPTY. DUMPTY!!!!!

(The story is fake my man)
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