Offendinati 

Unlike the supposed secret cabal of the Illuminati, the Offendinati are loud, ever-present, and demonstrably extant; quick to mount excessive slacktivism responses to the mildest perceived offences. The Offendinati can be found at or near the helm of your local HOA, your local PTA, your local church groups, and fly-by-night organizations lobbying on behalf of The Children (tm).

Heh. They stuck a “Jesus” near the “Le Tits Now” display to confuse the Offendinati.

Offendinati by nevster December 20, 2021

Offendicitis 

The Disease of taking offense for anything and everything told

My friend has an acute case of offendicitis. He even takes offense at this entry.

Offendicitis by r!sk January 31, 2012

offenditarian

A portmanteau of "offended" and "humanitarian". It describes someone who has made a lifestyle out of finding deep offense in most any situation. Usually offense is found "on behalf" of other people who represent a definable group that the offenditarian themselves are clearly not a part of.
This is usually to make a display of "solidarity", an important word in the lexicon of offenditarians.
There is a strict hierarchy of human value, with handicapable African American lesbian female gendered womyn taking the top spot, and white cysgendered males being "worth" only 1/16th of the former.
The irony of offenditarianism is that if one becomes offended on behalf of someone higher on the value scale, the person higher up can use that to then become offended by the "patronizing," "colonialist" mindset of the offenditarian.

"Why is that girl running down the street and screaming at the ice cream truck?"
"The driver is wearing all white, a trademark outfit of early 20th Century eugenicists."
"Is the ice cream man a eugenicist?"
"No, but the girl is afraid someone might think he is, she is an offenditarian."

offenditarian by 8mmDevil October 29, 2011

offendipated 

So buttburt about something you become constipated.

The Starbucks barista got my name wrong again, now I can't use the bathroom, I'm offendipated.

offendipated by B-G-H November 9, 2022

offensinator 

Someone who offends EVERYONE

Why does he have to be such an offensinator?

offensinator by Nanipoo2020 May 13, 2020

Offendintended

To intend to offend someone,
Go out of one's way to intentionly offend a person

Offender: You've got a head like a half protruded prolapse!

Offended party: Wtf what did you say ass hole?

Concerned person: Hang on just relax i'm sure he didn't really mean it! Did you?

Offender: It was offendintended

Offendintended by MayneJ February 9, 2022

Offendation 

When you are offended that someone else is offended by something.

I'm utterly offended by your offendation.

Offendation by Thwargle May 18, 2022